The Life and Lies of Doctor Quimby
Many students at the Governor’s Academy look up to their head of school, Dr. Peter Quimby. He is viewed as rather calm, collected, and strategic in the face of difficulty, which has been proven by his response during the COVID pandemic. He had been seen as a man who was fit to be the head of such a prestigious institution as the Governor’s Academy until new information was released, informing theorists to realize that he may not be the man everyone thinks he is, or a human at all…
When you first search up, Dr. Quimby you see the smiling face of the upstanding man himself, with all the confidence in the world of his intelligent mind. However, when conducting analysis on his bone structure using advanced AI technology, it was discovered that he was, in fact, not a human at all, but perhaps something slightly more intriguing.
Doctor Quimby shares a composition with Anolis Maximus, a type of lizard popular in the South American climate. There are theories that state that perhaps these reptiles were more related to humans than apes and other animals that scientists claim are closely connected with us. However, one of our reporters just discovered that some of these Anolis Maximus hybrids (further referred to as Anolis Sapius) tend to stick together because of their uncanny abilities; these people tend to have extreme aging properties as well as uncanny intelligence and even abilities to predict the future.
An anolis family lizard. @Animalia 2022
The state of being an Anolis Sapius could very easily explain how Dr.Quimby is able to achieve as much success as he has. He is a Princeton alumnus with a Doctorate in Education, and he and his wife are both very accomplished and intelligent people, as anyone must be to achieve a role as high as they have. They both stand out as extremely upstanding and friendly people, as would anyone from the Anolis Sapius race. However, this could all be a disguise.
Our head of school looks a lot like the anolis above, don’t you think?
Most members of the Anolis Sapius genus tend to stick together because of their evolutionary ancestry: it’s the work of nature for a species to stick together and work for the betterment of their society (and apparently this evolutionary trait is absent in the Homo Sapien genus).
This creates an environment in which the Anolis Sapius attempt to overthrow Homo Sapiens, and although we are much greater in numbers, they have far superior intelligence and strength. If they play their cards right and stay in hiding until the time is right, they will have the ability to take over the world and become the next dominant species. And if a person wanted the power to change the beliefs of the youth while not being too powerful that they attract too much attention, where would they go? That’s right, head of one of the best college preparatory institutes in the nation.
This newfound information is more than enough to convince us that Dr. Quimby has the potential to be a very powerful usurper of human society, and that is something that should be addressed. Theodore Roosevelt once said “there is nothing to fear but fear itself,” but he was probably a reptilian too.
We need to stay strong in our human ways, overcome the teachings of the reptiles, and make sure that the Homo Sapien genus remains on top until the Anolis Sapiens either join us or stand down.